Sunday, October 17, 2010

One Side Finger Swollen

The invective Goofy cat food straight

Pippo is a beautiful black cat and white town, loved and pampered by his family, apparently in his life, until recently, everything is going well: he lived in the apartment, but was allowed to go out and roam around in the gardens at home with friends. But one day Goofy disappeared. They searched the seas and mountains, no trace. Everyone now had declined to see him live one day when Goofy came out suddenly from a tunnel of the subway, where he had lost. It was a great clamor. The animal protection organization, television and citizenship were mobilized to celebrate the return of Goofy. Who was emaciated, mangy, confused, but otherwise alive and well. After brought back home, cleaned up and refreshed, the family that owns it is said Pippo (actually cats, contrary to what was thought in the Middle Ages and beyond, have never 'owned' nor devils nor human, but at most take someone, often generously) agreed to accept some reporters wanted to interview Goofy. Came the first journalist. Pippo welcomed him with kindness.
- Mr Pippo, we like to find in good shape
- Yes, here are all poor men, to give me what I need
- Why do you say 'poor things'?
- Well, because I can not always make them understand what I actually need. Know how it is, times change ...
- So this was the reason for his departure ...?
- Yeah, I wanted to reach a train station, but unfortunately I lost
- and where he wanted to go?
- I really do not even know me, it's just that I was a little 'depressed
- The way they treated?
- Yes, but then again, it's not their fault, it's a general problem that affects all house cats.
- He wants to explain to our readers? Among them there are many owners of cats.
- Masters?
- I mean ... Friends of cats
- Ah, yes, you see, she involuntarily appointed
part of the problem - it means that treat it as a piece of property?
- Well, it happens to many cats. there is less sensitivity than before.
- says so? But the cats are treated very well, I think, you spend a lot of money to feed them and treat them!
- says so?
- Well, yes
- but I do not think that the result is good, we talk about the food for example.
- What?
- Well, you people have always tended to give us leftovers. Instead of us being at the table with you, let us wait and when finished we throw on the ground that is left, at least until some 'time ago.
- But now things have improved, no?
- Not at all, it is much worse!
- How?
- Before you gave us the leftovers, you are now passed directly to the dustbin!
- What are you saying, Mr. Pippo?
- I know what I say, is a constant humiliation.
- But what gives it its ... friend?
- What gives me? Is there every day and asks me: "So Goofy, what you want today, wet or dry?"!

The fable has a moral, but Goofy was explained to all present that it was not trash, but costly discoveries of modern science nutritionist. Pippo he was relieved, but still claims to receive sometimes a piece of the flat of his friends Carnini adoptive, or to lick the pan.

NB: the story is inspired by a true story, but the real Mr. Pippo did not wish to reveal the real motives of his eventful journey

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